"talk dirty to me"
Schoep, a 19 year old dog, is taken into the lake every night by his owner, John, to help soothe his arthritis and help him fall asleep.
dang girl are you my appendix because I don’t understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out
That is quite possibly the weirdest and most carefully thought out pickup line I’ve ever read. I applaud you.
me about dark!stiles:
postin’ a fanfic and then waiting for the notes like
postin’ some art and then waiting for the notes like
posting a post to send you questions and waiting for them like:
it looks like the last gif is…frozen