THIS IS THE MOST POWERFUL VINE
send this to all the straight boys in your life
Never rebloged faster
i should not be laughing this hard
I AM SO EXCITED TO WEAR SWEATERS AGAIN
MINE IS CRAPPY
WHAT CARRIAGE ARE YOU IN!??!?!
COME TO THE BACK
THE SLYTHERINS HAVE HACKED DUMBLEDORE’S WIFI
Thanks to the Ravenclaws, guys.
The password’s “AL0H4M0R4”
Pass it on.
why are y’all bringing your electronics when you bippity boppity boo A FUCKING SNAKE
you walk over to the chamber of secrets and whisper “i have a crush on my cousin”. the basilisk comes over to you and says “you totally misinterpreted the use of this chamber and also you’re pretty fuckin gross”
american sex ed
I reached my hand out with the intention of petting her, and what I got was the most adorable handshake I’ve ever received